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I wish I was good at video games
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>>728918803
That's my dream too, but the average person doesn't get what they want. Look how long I played this game. Do you think I became a professional? No, and I'm a professional 4chan poster. Just hope the next life is better than this one.

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today is my 35th birthday
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>33 next month
>been on 4chan since 05

italian barber
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ya did it gookmoot, ya killed 4chan
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>>217750813
i stated earlier that my pass is serving a 3 day sentence over the weekend for alleged offenses against one of 4chan's global rules
also don't be getting lippy with me sunshine, i've had my pass since 2020 so i outrank you

You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Nightmare Moon's body is 100% built for sex by having the small ponies' head like a deer unlike Celestia's horse muzzle, while also having Celestia's elongated body rather than the midget horses. G4 ponies are not made for porn, they look like midgets, that's why porn constantly elongates their bodies while keeping their cute G4 deer faces. Only retards try to make their snouts more horse-like and make them even shorter than they already are.

Nightmare Moon is simply made for pure sex.
Post nothing but alicorn bodies and links to alicorn sex.
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>>42888234
>Projecting african
How's that Partap Davis cock taste in your mouth?
Nobody ever believed those "I missed you so much those past 2 weeks while 4chan was down you guys!!" you filthy 4cuck janitor. Wash your stench, esl pajeet. useful golem and whore loyal only to jews who pretend to have power.

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finland needs to apologize
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>>217750817
Let me reiterate for you a little bit, my brown friend. The Finn said that "THEY get assblasted", I said that that "THEY" are just a guy on 4chan and possibly a few people on twitter. I don't want to emphasize WHO the guy on 4chan is, I was talking about the NUMBER of people who are invested into this story.

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: last week of streams before christmas vacation! let's make this count! there may be more guerilla collabs this week, full of the holiday spirit. stay tuned!

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2000502917300936903/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi invites us to her family home
https://youtu.be/muPZcGLM9uA

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4

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>>107835565
>turn into one giving up the life for the other
that's not a real thing unless one of you is a public or politically exposed person. what is a thing is having kids. that isn't giving up your life for your spouse, that's doing it because we owe it to our kids to develop their nervous systems properly instead of letting someone else watch them all day and coming home to beat them.
lumi has spent her whole life in the limbo of genuinely preferring dudes as friends while also remaining single. if she works, she either needs to keep too much distance from the people she works with for it to be natural, rewarding, and even possible to play support. Or she just goes straight back to the fucked up position she finds herself in now where she can't even post on discord long enough for to be called a retard, much less have a meaningful conversation. the few she does have willl be motivated.
not a problem for a normal woman. lumi's unironic need for kid gloves and actual genuine patience would make that impossible. in person, men cant help themselves. at a distance she can get lucky enough to be an object of laughter who becomes and object of pity and only from that perspective a loveable person.
there is a reason she is in hiding. even her chat has enough people in it to put her in the "I either put out or lose a friend" situation that she is yet to satisfactorily resolve.
>>107835565
I am interested on your take on synthesis. I lack the subject matter knowledge, I found 4chan too early in life to feel the need make a facebook in the 2000s. ultimately unwise since social context is to a talking retard as the specs of a jar full of marbles is to a counting retard.
in streamer culture what do they do when they remember/first realize that they got into streaming to fix something and that for 99.99% of streames, numbers are a distraction once you are big enough to pay rent? is there a distinction between knowing thia going in, getting distracted, and remembering again vs. not even realizing why you started streaming to begin with?

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The ones with the shapes, it's always the half circle. The ones with the small circles it's always the one with 4 of them. Wtf are we supposed to pick with these random letter/number pics though? It's the exact same characters in every picture, 2 pics usually have all letters in black, the rest just have a different character highlighted. So which one is fucking "different?" At least last week one of them was stretched or one was numbers while the rest were letters or something. It took me like 5 attempts to submit this post, and it made me wait 300 seconds before even giving me a captcha.

Plus I have to submit this on a browser now. The readchan app won't even load any of them.
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I’m convinced these posts are just an ad for the 4chan pass. Nobody could possibly be so retarded as to find these captchas harder than the last ones.

Hey, guys, I'm the king of /tv/. You may know me. I have successfully conquered this board over the last year. Using very smart loopholes in the 4chan system, I've been spamming the same boring threads every day for the past couple of years just to make sure that this board is unusable.
>why?
I'm Jewish and it's in my blood
>why?
I'm trans and brown too and it really hurts my feelings
>why?
Because I hate topical discussion about anything that might affect culture, so I go o here every night and post the exact same shit just to ware you guys out because to me you are just as pathetic as some guy spamming BADKIN ROEBERGGWLS every night and I have brought this board to its knees and the mods can't do a thing about it

Lol played all you

Face it, I am the king autist and the best person at posting 4chan posts.

Also WHAT IS NEXT I HER CAREER?????

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>News
Version 2.5 Special Program
https://youtu.be/Ldeqt2WMiYM [Embed]
TGA 2025 Special Video
https://youtu.be/X-g1N9mNjzs [Embed]
Agent Record | Ye Shunguang
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/42397862
Agent Record | Zhao
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/42343300

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/HUymJ5QYCAk [Embed] (EN)
https://youtu.be/sPvoLeIlZAk [Embed] (JP)
https://youtu.be/-GaV5ouXOOw [Embed] (EN)
https://youtu.be/8kZFOqOY6kU [Embed] (JP)
https://youtu.be/e0LoXFGJjSU [Embed] (EN)
https://youtu.be/2NKK6Mg27XI [Embed] (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.4
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/161086
All-New Program 11/25 - 12/29
"En-Nah" Chess Saga 11/25 - 12/29
Neo Golden Mecha 11/28 - 12/29
Lightstream Notes 12/03 - 12/29
Simulated Sequence Showdown 12/08 - 12/29
Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 12/11 - 12/16
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 12/17 - 12/29
100% Miss Bunny 12/17 - 12/29
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 12/24 - 12/29

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ24KRAMPUS
Dialyn1125
ZZZCREATOR25
VOIDHUNTER1230

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
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>>550806547
/gflex/ is unironically the 4chan version of /r Cuckold, noone serious would ever play that trash


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