In a way, my fuckup life and 4chan posts feels like some kinda protracted art project of mine. Cataloguing my life here.

And I'm kinda afraid of one day it ending and having to leave. It's paradoxical, I spent over 2 years freaking out having a mental episode wanting to leave. But in reality, I don't really wanna leave. I don't really want to move on.

>Return to my own vomit like a dog
>Rhymes and giggles muffle the dialogue
>Carve my initials in a tree, I will never leave
>Maybe one day I'll be royalty

it is already proven than 90% of the userbase of 4chan looks like

it is already proven than 90% of the userbase of 4chan looks like

>>729304591
All i am saying is that this Christmas I am the happiest man on 4chan.

>oh no zxaars looks the whole single samefaggin' ESL jeet had to change my ever-changing ESL story again because we must be so happy pretending to be "hyped" on 4chan which is why the story I can never get straight keeps changing from muh bot to mas manual as my samefaggin' to muh chappy to muh ivysaar again after all no one else ever tried to cover up the ethnicity and agenda of my fellow saartyjeets remember these are tears of joy whenever I try to hide behind chappy-sahib and cry for janny-sahib to do the needful and of course for our world-famous "bloody benchod bitch"
>zxaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single jeet put togethaar
>please saar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefagggin' jeets that don't belong here
>remember zxaars when a samefagggin' jeet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagggin' jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember zxaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate
>please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee I was trying so hard to prevent my fellow saartyjeets' ethnicity and agenda from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggin' story save me muh ivysaar

>>217894817
kannst du aufhören für raubkopieren zu betteln auf 4chan kühl danke
wird eh nichts wenn du schon kriminell werden musst zum lernen.

4chanずっとやってるけど会話でけへんわ

>>284753160
Marine a gogo could've been a hilarious SFW anime series. The only hentai I've watched for the plot.
>>284753613
>Really mature pal. Grow up. Go outside. Stop watching porn. Read a book. Get a girlfriend. Go to the gym. Stop rotting on 4chan.

Literally do all those things and live a pretty good well paid highlife in Japan. But I forget that zoomies can't realize normal interests outside of the internet aren't mutually exclusive.

>>729291323
>>729293087
>>729293803
4chan added "this file has embedded files" that prevented that years ago

>>551422121
This is the only actual time I've seen a confirmed biofem lay it out outright, and while that's generalizing a bit, I've got exactly a grand sample total of 1 that aren't just anons on 4chan telling you they totally know what women like, so this is what you've got to work with, so basically
>Catboys
>Midlanders
>Malera
>Still can get a pretty good deal with highlanders or mieras
>Can make hroths work
>Avoid everything else